Lame Duck Minority Senator Marco Rubio Loses Florida Primary to New Yorker
UPDATE: Rubio drops out. The strategy to win his home state and slow down the Trump Train has ended in a terrible crash. The future for Marco Rubio holds a…
March 15, and Daily Kos transition to pure Hillary support agenda, Update
Private property owner, businessman, and shepherd of "liberals" Markos Moulitsas, also known as "Kos," has tightened his position concerning free speech at popular website DailyKos.com. On March 4, Kos announced…
Donald Trump’s New Adviser Bernie Sanders Adds Credibility to Campaign
Donald Trump just made a speech on CNN condemning the terrible violence at his campaign rallies with his new speech writer standing behind him smiling. From the speech: This article…
Honorable Hillary Clinton Misunderstood by Super Predator Spelling Error
The Honorable Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was rudely interrupted by a black protester who totally destroyed a nice friendly conversation by holding a sign which said, "We have…
CNN Gives Hillary Clinton More Head at #DemDebate
It's true. The expert Calibration Unit has verified it. Last night, during the Democratic Debate, one of our janitors kept noticing that Hillary's head just seemed particularly fat. While our…
Nancy Reagan: Shrewd Adviser, Devoted Wife, Committed Advocate, Sliced Bread, Great Pumpkin
We are often told that it is not appropriate to talk ill of the recently departed. So, now is the perfect time to pour it on while nobody dares to…
Poll: What Donald Trump’s Fans and Followers Have in Common
A survey by the National Polling Service has reported finding a unifying factor in Donald Trump's popularity. Findings reveal that businessman, real estate mogul, entertainer and presidential hopeful, Trump, has…
Breaking Exclusive Report This Minute: New Front Runner in 2016 Election Polls
A new Republican poll released just one minute ago by Honest Polsaurus has, for the first time, placed someone ahead of Donald Trump for the Republican national contest. Ted Cruz…
Ted Cruz Commercial Tries to Exploit Children for “World Domination” Again
The Ted Cruz campaign has issued an advertisement targeting Donald Trump for his support of eminent domain. THE NEW TED CRUZ CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL The new advertisement features very young children…
Hillary Clinton Discovers the Evils of Political Correctness, Breitbart Sends Their Love
Based on recent campaign promotional comments by Madeleine Albright and Gloria Steinem, Hillary Clinton has become a staunch advocate of ridiculing political correctness, at least for now. Newscast Now analyzes…