The Honorable Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was rudely interrupted by a black protester who totally destroyed a nice friendly conversation by holding a sign which said, “We have to bring them to heel.”
This article is from the parody section, as if you can’t tell.
The woman refused to let Hillary Clinton speak, destroying her free speech and everything American. Rather, the woman interrupted rudely until she had to be politely sent on her way. Fortunately for democracy and the American way, Hillary Clinton did eventually get a moment to speak at the quaint little meeting.
Hillary Clinton later explained, “I can’t help it if she — if she failed the fourth grade. I meant that, as your abuella, I have to bring you some healing lotion. I’m glad that the super predator was escorted out. You know — you know, I don’t get enough free speech. Those super predators talk all the time.”
It was all just a big misunderstanding.