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Amazing Reddit Statistics and Facts (July 2017)

Posted onJuly 11, 2017June 16, 2019Leave a comment

Please note that some of these numbers are easier to find than others. A few of these stats come from Reddit’s own reports, but some are based on news reports and not official company tallies. Read More …

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Mass Shooting Ignites Chaos Around Orlando Nightclub

Posted onJune 12, 2016June 16, 20192 Comments

At least 57 gay partiers were killed at the Pulse Nightclub this morning. Newscast Now is on the scene in Orlando at the biggest mass shooting since the last time. “I could have been killed,” Read More …

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Abuse of Power: Full Page NYT Advertisement Slams Climate Witch Hunt

Posted onMay 24, 2016June 16, 2019Leave a comment

Here is a draft version of an advertisement in The New York Times (NYT) that slams the current climate change witch hunt. This is a draft version. Thanks to metadata, a file copy sent to Read More …

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Is Mom a Diaper Thief? Ask Suzy. Dear Suzy Homemaker

Posted onMay 23, 2016June 16, 2019Leave a comment

Suzy’s back and ready to answer all our readers’ questions with her decades of experience. Dear Suzy: I am a 74 year old housewife. A few years ago my husband retired. He worked 37 years Read More …

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Going Out of Business: Sears, Kmart, Macy’s and Staples

Posted onMay 20, 2016June 16, 2019Leave a comment

The heads of leading corporate retail stores met on Thursday behind closed doors to discuss their troubled fates. Included in the secret meeting were: Marvin Ellison, CEO of J.C. Penney; Edward Lampart, chairman and CEO Read More …

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Not Just a Toy Oven: Suzy Homemaker, the Untold Story of the Home Making Industry Original

Posted onMay 7, 2016June 16, 2019Leave a comment

Everyone knows who Martha Stewart was but not many people remember the originator of the home making industry, Susan Millicent Homemaker. For a short time, “Suzy Homemaker” was an icon. Susan became famous in the Read More …

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15 Simple Tricks for Memorable and Uncrackable Passwords

Posted onMay 6, 2016June 16, 20193 Comments

With so many systems and so many passwords, many are having trouble coming up with some that can both be remembered and be safe. Try a few of these tricks to make your password easier Read More …

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Obama Enters Zone of Flint Water Crisis Without Proper Gear, Risks Entire Nation

Posted onMay 5, 2016June 16, 20192 Comments

President Barrack Obama has irresponsibly taken his life into his hands and risked the security of the United States by entering the zone of danger at the Flint Water Crisis in Michigan. Obama failed to Read More …

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On the Internet, Nobody Cares if There’s a Question, They Have Answers

Posted onMay 4, 2016June 16, 20192 Comments

About an hour ago, one of our reporters posted a poll on Twitter. The pollster gave four choices and tried to prod the Twitter community with his preferred answer. But the pollster forgot to put Read More …

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Silver Lining: Iatrogenic Deaths Decline After Rash of Hospital Bombings

Posted onMay 4, 2016June 16, 2019Leave a comment

“If we would just close more hospitals down and build more bomb factories, we could save lots of lives.” suggested William Kristol of The Weekly Standard. He was referring to a new report by the Read More …

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