McDonald’s to Open First Clothing Optional Restaurant, I’m Lovin’ It
In the past few years McDonald's has been searching for a way to bring customers back to their tables. "We have tried many things including offering our diners free wi-fi,"…
Happy Mothers Day, Print this Free Hillary Card for your Creator
Just in time for Mothers Day, we have a woman who is likely to be nominated by a major party for President of the United States. Her chances of winning…
Hillary Clinton Responds to Critics of Her Vice President Short List Choice
After Republican candidate Ted Cruz hinted strongly that he would pick once-ran-never-elected non-Senator Carly Fiorina from California to be his vice presidential running mate in the 2016 contest, Democratic candidate…
V05 Shampoo Incident Kills Elderly Woman
Banera, BR -- A 73-year old woman faced a tragic end yesterday after a bottle of V05 shampoo crashed to the floor of her bathtub, causing her to slip and…
Dear Suzy Homemaker: Suzy’s Back and We’ve Got Her
Help from Suzy. Suzy Homemaker's back and we've got her. Dear Suzy: My Girlfriend went from a B to a C cup bra size during her pregnancy. For a year…
Exclusive: 95 Year Old Reveals Best Proof Yet of the Moon Landing Conspiracy
By Robert Dimly and Frannie Gum In the days of flying saucers and Sputniks people expected almost anything could happen. There was the "Thing", the "Fly", the "mole" and the…
You Won’t Recognize America After Two Years of a Liberal Supreme Court
Pretty soon, Democrats are going to take the White House. We could have a liberal Supreme Court. Our worst fears are about to come true. Court cases in the pipeline.…
Prince Dead at 57, Aides Suspected
For the past few months, Prince (Roger Nelson) had become sicker and sicker. "It was obvious something was wrong if you saw him up close," said Tambina DeMoine, a personal…
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Final 4 Presidential Contestants, Something for Everyone, TL;DR version
The 2016 presidential election race is down to two candidates (contestants) for each party. Two times two equals four, so that means there are four candidates left. As it turns…
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Friday Words and Pictures: Big Bird Trolls Russia, Boston Globe Trolls Trump
Here are this week's moments in words and pictures. The Boston Globe releases a satire paper. Big Bird trolls a Russian fighter jet. The #ResistCapitalism movement rushes to conform with…