The 2016 presidential election race is down to two candidates (contestants) for each party. Two times two equals four, so that means there are four candidates left. As it turns out, four candidates are plenty enough to satisfy everyone.

Donald Trump fans are fed up with the tea party and the lies of its Republican sponsors. The Tea Party was “hijacked” long ago, and wound up being nothing more than Republican subsidiary.

This article is from the parody section, as if you can’t tell.

Bernie Sanders fans would like to see a rarity since the 1970’s — a Democratic Party with a Democratic platform. This is considered “extremist” and America has plenty of those people.

Moderates from both parties — or what are now described as “moderates” — are rushing to support the experienced Hillary Clinton. She has played a major role in the state of America today for many years, and will help to continue the trends.

In other contests, The Voice and Dancing With The Stars receive more interest than this trivial presidential campaign. Don’t forget to vote in these critical elections to sustain our world.