In the anxiety-filled hours before Saturday night’s Democratic debate, there were many reports of concern. News sources were warning of a possible microphone bomb terrorist attack at the debate itself, while a crippling national boycott was threatened by a union of Republicans who demanded equal time. The debate was scheduled to start at 8:00 pm, but it was delayed for a full-half hour by ABC-TV, as its pundits poured preferred propaganda past public perception.

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Fortunately, neither the terrorist attack nor the threatened boycott occurred. In fact, the debate went on without a hitch. As the video below shows, Republicans got their equal time. Everything is good in the world now. It just goes to show that the familiar saying is true, “Don’t count your hatch if it’s full of chickens.” One particular site was the most offensive. Don’t trust online ‘news’ websites. They may have false information.

See highlights of the debate for yourself with this edited version put together by TruthStreamMedia. They sat through hours so we would only have to stand it for minutes. Before you click play here is a warning.

Viewer discretion is Ordered. The following short excerpt video may contain speeches that go on too long, comments that you’ve heard a hundred times before, faces that you are totally sick of, and edits that would make James O’Keefe jealous, all of which are known to result in anxiety, agitation, panic attacks, insomnia, irritability, hostility, impulsivity, akathisia [severe restlessness], hypomania [abnormal excitement, mild mania] and mania [psychosis characterized by exalted feelings, delusions of grandeur and underproduction of ideas], or may produce the exact opposite. We really don’t know so go ahead and gamble. Now, click the play button and watch it already tough guy. It’s only four minutes.

According to a phone survey of 122 viewers of the above video, it was boring as hell. Never mind the warning above. We apologize for trying to keep you safe.

HOWARD DEAN, who ran from president in 2004, remarked about the debate, “Now, if the media shows that clip of Hillary being late for the debate due to personal reasons 700 times the way they did with me, and if they say O’Malley is ‘electable’ and O’Malley has ‘momentum,’ then Hillary will lose. She could wind up being the chair of the DNC.” If this happens, count on ABC to  report it after the fact.